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Here are some facts for you

Published
01 Feb 2010
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05 Feb 2010 (history)
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Autobiographical facts

At the risk of inundating you with my name—this makes for six instances between the home and about pages of the site—the first fact I would like to mention is that the author of all the content on this site is Steven Robertson. Facts two and three are that I have some opinions on technical matters and that I share them on this site, respectively. These facts together are important, as opinions may provoke a strong emotional reaction, and when combined the facts will enable you to deliver a strongly-worded commendation or rebuttal to my face with slightly more confidence than if you did not know who I was or if I was aware that my inflammatory opinions were exposed for the world to see, should we ever meet at a party.

Fact four: we are unlikely to meet at a party. This is a result of facts five, wherein I am currently living in Orlando, and six, whereby Orlando has less of the sort of party you would go to chat with fellow hackers and more the sort of party where you’d try aggressively to forget you’re currently in Florida. Fact seven is that I don’t really care for Florida.

Fact eight: I am remarkably fond of footnotes1.

1 If you’re viewing them on the site, they’re technically margin notes (fact 8A).

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